| The walking dead they
not did come, but clowns we had in a
three...some |
| Then some guy with great big
boobs and a sick odd fellow with lots of tubes |
| We had some fairies and some
tough types too, but no Casper to just go boo, |
| Two devils showed, one young one
old, they behaved themselves or so I'm told. |
| A he and she bee were buzzin
around and a bony diver in the pool was found |
| Some nurses came with a need to
save the hairy pirate girl was quite the rave |
| As he dove the pool in full
regalia, to save your sight your eyes should fail ya, |
| And Don Diego and senorita stood
a posing, as two others stood in leader hosing. |
| Morticia Adams and Uncle fester,
a cigar smoking baby, but no court jester |
| With lots of good food and stuff
to drink was that go, go girls hair really pink |
| Or was it all a grand nightmare,
it was the shyster lawyer, that gave me a scare. |
| Oh' I better not forget the
kitty or she'll claw at my face and I'll feel...bad |
| So 'til next year we'll suppress
ourselves unless of course you're really elves. |
